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Your Performance Review Isn’t Fair

By on March 31, 2016 in Meaningful Work, Quitting with 0 Comments

top half performance reviewYour performance review is not about how well you served your customers, increased profits, reduced costs, expanded the business, or improved employee morale.

Your performance review is not fair whether it is positive or negative, whether you want to believe it is 100% true or 100% false, and whether you like or loathe your manager.

Your performance review reflects how well you served the department’s objectives.

Perhaps the objectives are clearly defined and understood. Book X amount of sales in new business; Y amount in renewals. Seems non-subjective. What’s the problem?

So many.

So many problems.

For example:

1)      Employee A exceeds the sales goals. She should get an excellent review, no? But she doesn’t, because the review process allows for subjective feedback in addition to the objective numbers, and her manager writes in her review that she is not a team player, has low long-term prospects to grow in the company, and lacks initiative.

2)      Employee B does not meet the sales goals. He should get a below average review, yes? No, he gets a glowing review. His manager notes in his review that there were unusual circumstances that prevented him from achieving the goals. The economy slowed sales. And, this employee is a positive contributor to the team and deserves an above average review.

3)      Employee C does not meet the sales goals. He notes in his self-evaluation that his top customer was restructuring and unexpectedly froze large purchases for the current year. However, he proposed a set of products that would help the customer save significant costs through efficiency, and the customer committed to a purchase that would set a new record in next quota period, plus sustain sales for years to come. So this employee missed his current year goals in order to do the right thing for the customer and for his employer in future years. He should get a great review for doing the right thing for the business, right? No. His manager gave him a poor performance review for not meeting current goals.

These employees are just as likely to report to the same manager as they are to three different managers in the same department, or different managers in different parts of the company.

Disconnect your self-image and self-worth from what your manager writes on your performance review. That document might matter in terms of the bonus or raise you get, or whether you get promoted or are being pushed to leave the organization. However, it isn’t fair, so don’t let it mean more to you than what it is: a tool in the game you signed up for when you accepted this job.

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Lets Take a Break From Politics to Complain About Our Jobs

By on March 8, 2016 in Living Your Values with 0 Comments

stupid politics2Can we just take a break from despising each other because of our political beliefs and unite in agreement that our jobs suck?

Yes, our mutual distaste for our jobs can bring us together.

What? You say you would like to complain about your job but you don’t have one?

All right, fine, circle the number below that best describes why we should scorn you for your lack of employment:

  1. Victim of discrimination by entitled jerks
  2. White male victim of reverse discrimination
  3. Victim of discrimination against ESL (English as a Second Language) speakers
  4. Lost job to overseas outsourcing
  5. Company shut out unionizing workers
  6. Unions shut out non-union workers
  7. Lack of access to childcare
  8. Vs why do you have so many kids you can’t afford
  9. Vs birth control is immoral
  10. Vs its none of your damn business
  11. Vs stop swearing
  12. Vs damn is still a swear word?
  13. …….
  14. ………..

 

Forget it, don’t answer. My scorn reservoir is running low anyway.

But the rest of you. You agree that our jobs suck. Thank you.

Tell me about it.

You…you’re an underemployed millennial with $50,000 in unpaid student loans. Working three jobs, living with six roommates?

Oh I got that wrong? Actually, you’re complaining about underemployed millennials. You’re an underemployed boomer competing with them for jobs.

Got it.

Let’s move on.

I mean, we can all agree our bosses are assholes, amIright?

Wait a minute, I work for myself.

I’m no saint but that’s kind of harsh.

And I like my job.

 

I give up.

 

 

 

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