Tag: politics sucks

Can we just take a break from despising each other because of our political beliefs and unite in agreement that our jobs suck?

Yes, our mutual distaste for our jobs can bring us together.

What? You say you would like to complain about your job but you don’t have one?

All right, fine, circle the number below that best describes why we should scorn you for your lack of employment:

1. Victim of discrimination by entitled jerks
2. White male victim of reverse discrimination
3. Victim of discrimination against ESL (English as a Second Language) speakers
4. Lost job to overseas outsourcing
5. Company shut out unionizing workers
6. Unions shut out non-union workers
7. Lack of access to childcare
8. Vs why do you have so many kids you can’t afford
9. Vs birth control is immoral
10. Vs its none of your damn business
11. Vs stop swearing
12. Vs damn is still a swear word?
13. …….
14. ………..

Forget it, don’t answer. My scorn reservoir is running low anyway.

But the rest of you. You agree that our jobs suck. Thank you.

Tell me about it.

You…you’re an underemployed millennial with $50,000 in unpaid student loans. Working three jobs, living with six roommates?

Oh I got that wrong? Actually, you’re complaining about underemployed millennials. You’re an underemployed boomer competing with them for jobs.

Got it.

Let’s move on.

I mean, we can all agree our bosses are assholes, amIright?

Wait a minute, I work for myself.

I’m no saint but that’s kind of harsh.

And I like my job.

I give up.